The Bugs came out to this battle for first with a huge right cross to the cut off horse head stand bye left over from the first Godfather flick, and while the Pals battled back, there was a little stop over on the express way where Yo Adrian and DeAngelo Williams were waiting with Tommy Guns at the ready in the toll booth. Look at how they murdered your boys, PAL! The Bugs showed why they are the clear cut favorite for the belt this season as I, the Schwartz, is putting this story to bed even before the Bugs stroll out Old Man Kurt and Fitz the Cat for a Monday Night victory lap around the silent Pal Pen. Big loss for the Ponies who look to stay above the fray and now find themselves with the rest of the suckers on Wall Street looking for a penny in the coin return slot of a pay phone while the Bugs are lounging in Arizona at an AIG corporate getaway sponsored by Ayn Rand and a trickle down system of tickle me Elmo Dolls that have the Bugs once again sipping tea with the correct pinkie finger and conducting their parade as they see fit. All 4 Pal losses have come at the hands of the Lea clan. Something in the brew to be sure.
Bug Child: What’s that on your Shirt Mr. Bug?
Mr. Bug: Why that? That little bugged one is the heart of a Pal.
Bug Child: That’s not a very nice thing to have on your shirt. Why does it drip.
Mr. Bug: Because it is still fresh.
Bug Child: I thought the Pals were stale – that’s why you taught us, right?
Mr Bug: Ah, the student is becoming teacher!